First Published: June 22, 2007
Hair growth issues don't have to mean male pattern baldness. There actually may be some cause for alarm regarding my rapid hair growth. You know the old joke:
Kid: "Mom, why does daddy not have any hair on his head?"
Mom: "That's because he spends so much time thinking."
<pause, kid considers the answer>
Kid: "Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?"
The band name on the t-shirt alludes to a popular US comic strip which sadly no longer runs.
(Note: After reading this strip, a colleague at work commented that he loved the commentaries for each strip. Implying that the strips themselves suck. I apologize.)
Yes, I do realize that ears are not held in place by big, clunky bones. But it looked funny.
(Note: The text of this strip has been modified after publication. Trust me, it works better now.)
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