First Published: January 30, 2008
My wife and I are thoroughly incompatible when it comes to mornings. She gets up, drinks a cup of coffee or two, then she's ready for any challenges the day may throw at her.
I, on the other hand, am a night person. A new day is considered an unwelcome interruption to my favorite working hours.
This can lead to horrible mornings: My wife is chirpy, awake and communicative ("Did you know...") at a time I just want the whole world to shut up thank you very much.
But we manage.
If you get the little joke in the third panel's caption, you're sick and disgusting.
If you don't get it, you're well-adjusted and I like you.
Do not search the web for an explanation of the caption! I'm serious. You will deeply regret your curiosity.